I'm a loser I'm a loser, that's what they said That's what they said Now I got their women in my bed You buy me a drink and you wish that I was dead I'm a loser I'm a loser and I don't know their names I don't know their names Call me a superstar, play that game Cost you a million just to sign your name I'm a loser I'm a loser they turn me around Turn me around Big wide smile gonna bring me down They don't know your arse from a hole in the ground