Zidler: Spectacular, Spectacular No words in the vernacular Can't describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment Returns are fixed at ten percent You must agree, that's excellent And on top of your fee
All: You'll be involved artisticly....
Chorus: So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years
Various: Elephants!
Bohemians!
Indians!
and courtesans!
Acrobats!
and juggling bears!
exotic girls!
fire eaters!
Muscle men, contortionists Intrigue, danger,
Tolouse:and romance
All:Electric lights, machinery Oh, the electricity!
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty... years....
Spectacular, Spectacular No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment
The hills are alive, with the sound of music
So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years
Duke: Yes, but what happens in the end?
Christian: *cough* The courtesan and sitarman are pulled apart by an evil plan
Satine: But in the end she hears his song
Christian: And their love is just too strong...
Duke: It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
All: So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years
Christian: The sitar player's secret song helps flee the evil one Though the tyrant rants and rails It is all to no avail.
Zidler: I am the evil maharaja You will not escape
Satine: Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!
Zidler: No one's going to.
All: So exciting Will make them laugh, will make them cry So delighting
Duke: And in the end should someone die?
All: So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty... years...