[Zidler:] Spectacular, spectacular No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment Returns are fixed at ten percent You must agree, that's excellent And on top, of your fee
[All:] You'll be involved artisticly
So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years
Elephants Bohemians Indians and Courtesans Acrobats and juggling bears Exotic girls Fire eaters!
Muscle men, contortionists Intrigue, danger, and romance Electric lights, machinery And all that electricity!
So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years
Spectacular, spectacular No words in the vernacular Can't describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment
The hills are alive with the sound of music
So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years
[Duke:] ...Yes but what happens in the end?
[Christian:] The courtesan and sitar man Are pulled apart by an evil plan
[Satine:] But in the end she hears his song
[C:] And there love is just too strong
[Duke:] It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years
[C:] The sitar player's secret song Helps them flee the evil one Though the tyrant rants and rails It is all to no avail
[Zidler:] I am the evil Maharadja, you will not escape!
[S:] Oh Harold no one can play him like you could.
[Z:]No one's is going to.
So exciting we'll make them laugh we'll make them cry So delighting...
[D:] And in the end should someone die?
So exciting the audience will stomp and cheer So delighting it will run for fifty years