I insist that you take it back. - No. - Take it back, please. - No. - You take it back. - No. - You take it back. - No. -Take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back... -All right! You're not a pedant. - Properly. - I'm sorry. You're not a pedant. - Bloody. You said bloody. - You're not a bloody pedant. - Good. Thank you. Now, then. Where were we? -Well, ten minutes ago it was one minute past 12 and I made the heinous... - Heinous. - ..heinous error of saying good morning. The rest is history. - Well, Mr Boyce, where would history be without its great sticklers for detail? - Would Louis Pasteur have said, ' Good morning' if it was clearly the afternoon? - I think he would have said, ' Bonjour' . - No. Forgive me. He would have said, if it was a minute past midday, ' Bon après-midi. - I don't think he would have said anything to you, let alone given you the time of day. - That is disrespectful. Take that back now. - No. - All right, well, I've got all day. Right, everybody leave. Go on. Right, see you in five minutes, yeah? - Not you, Mr Boyce. You stay here until you take it back. - I'm not going to take it back. - (mumbles ) I'm glad... You should have learnt your lesson. Hm? I've got things to do. You, stop. Where are you going? - You said stick with you until I take it back. - I didn't mean follow me around. - So, take it back. - All right. I take it back. You take it back. - No. - In that case, I take back my take back. - So, does that mean I do have to stay with you? - No, no. - So take it back. - No, I won't.
- I've decided you can leave. You don't have to take it back. - No. I'm not leaving until I take it back. - Everything's back. I release you from all future take-backs. - It's not and you can't. - I can. You can't be here. - I can and I will. - You shan't. - Could. - You wouldn't. - I wod. - You wodn't. - I nod. - You nodn't. - I did do. - You didn't do. Now look away, I'm... - You peed. You ped. - I peedn't! I pedn't!