i've been rapping since i was six years old and everybody knows what that means it means that i'm really good at what i do and if i'm not then that means that i'm not very good at anything but i'm good at everything so that means that i'm good at this if you don't like it, then you can go kiss my ass, bro everybody knows that i'm really fucking cool and if you don't know that i'm cool then you probably like tool yeah, tool fans are the worst and if you're one then i don't want to be your friend unless you're already my friend in which case just please tell me that you don't really like tool to keep up appearances
[hook] yeah, i'm cool yeah, i'm cool yeah, i'm cool if you're not cool that's okay let's break the rules
i'm freestyling this rap, like, i've never rapped before but i'm telling you that i did i was lying and thought i was telling the truth cause i'm so fucking good at this but if you think that i've rapped before then i'll probably do it for the rest of my life and make lots of money and bang lots of hos probably not, though because i don't like this kind of, sort of ,uh
[spoken] the objectification of women in the rap industry really tears me i don't, i really don't appreciate it, and i apologize for having rapped that line