yo, why everybody talk about how you gotta not take a shit or at least you gotta not talk about takin a shit sometimes i like to take a shit you know what i'm saying, yeah
[singing] i'm in the bathroom, with my pants around my ankles, ready to dance from my anus down to the toilet everybody knows that i gotta enjoy it
[rapping] yo, everybody talkin bout how you gotta not take a shit i don't know what the fuck, y'all talkin about, cause i gotta do it yeah, everybody tellin' me, "yo, bro, don't go take a shit right now," but i'm like, "i got a rumblin' in my tummy, and i gotta let it out!" so i go to the bathroom, and i take off my pants now, i'm not about to fuck a bitch in the stall, i'm gonna take a shit
[singing] i've been talkin bout takin shits i've been talkin bout takin shits i've been talkin bout takin shits y'all, y'all, y'all don't understand
i'm in the bathroom, i'm in the bathroom with my pants i'm in the bathroom, i'm in the bathroom ready to dance
[rapping] rollin with my friends in the club, talk about how i gotta put this up and i'm like, "bro, i gotta go to the bathroom, but there's a line at the door." and i pull down my pants, and this bitch pulls up her skirt and i'm like, "bitch, i ain't after you, i just gotta make this floor dirty."
and i start shitting right on the motherfucking dance floor. and everyone's like, "gross," and i'm like, "it's nature bitch, what the fuck you ask me for?" and i'm like, "i gotta take a shit, and if y'all don't understand, i don't expect y'all to understand. let me tell y'all about who i am, motherfucker!"