Mr. Garrison - Merry Fuckin Christmas | Текст песни

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I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad, and not in our holiday.
And so, every December I go to the Middle East and say,
Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
Put down that book the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fuckin' celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India, I've heard.
They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd.
They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about.
And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout,
Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
Drink eggnog and eat some beef, and pass it to the Missus.
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fuckin' celebrate.
Now, I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin.
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin.
On Decemer 25th all they do is eat a cake.
And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say,
Hey there, Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass, you infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed, there's festive things to do.
So let's all rejoice for Jesus, and Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.
Coda: On Christmas Day, I travel around the world and say,
"Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists, too!
Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you.