Smithers: There is a man, Chorus: There is a man! Smithers: A certain man, Chorus: A certain man! Smithers: A man whose grace, and handsome face are known across the land.
You know his name, Chorus: You know his name! Smithers: It's Mr. Burns, Chorus: It's Mr. Burns! Smithers: He loves a smoke, enjoys a joke, Burns & Chorus: Ah ha ha ha!
Smithers: Why he's worth ten times what he earns. Chorus: He's Mr. Burns! Burns: I'm Mr. Burns! Smithers: He's Monty Burns! Burns: I'm MR. Burns! Smithers & Chorus: To friends he's known as Monty but to you it's Mr. Burns! Smithers: Bur-bur-bur-bur-Burns! Burns: Burns!