I'm walking around and I see short people They are very short Not tall is what they are I look down as I walk and see the tops of heads Little men walking around Holding small presents I think They make me feel uncomfortable Uncomfortable is how I feel Uncomfortable Very uncomfortable I do not feel as I should Oh no I have dropped my favorite cookie It is now on the floor It is near the short men Do I pick it up Internal conflict is now going on I have decided I need the cookie It is time to man up To pick up the cookie is what I must do I am picking it up I see their faces and I see happiness The more I walk The more I think about it And I figured it out I'm a genius Not a giant But a genius My New Years present to you Will be this secret I found out They aren't just midgets But they are elfs Like those little men that wear green hats They are actually nice people I don't know why I was scared I feel quite comfortable Comfortable is how I feel Elfs are comforting