Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 AM The door was locked so I kicked it in She was tripping on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my shit out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stuper I did what I should have never done Now I’m sitting here talking to you Drunk and on the run I’m sitting at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fucking car And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away You know Mo I’ll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yeah I know the sun is coming up And ya'll are probably get ready for closing up But I'm trying to dry my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road Everything that I love is gone And I’m tired of hanging on She got me sitting at a bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fucking car And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away Guess it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it’s my fault But I wasn’t happy it was over She threw a fit so I crashed her Nova And now I am going back again Back to the pen to see my friends When we all pile out that county van They're gonna ask me where I been I been at bar on the inside Waiting for my ride on the outside She stole my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fucking car And crashed that piece of shit then stepped away I'm sitting at a bar on the inside And I'm waiting on my ride on the outside You know I crashed that piece of shit and then I stepped away Yeah yeah I stepped away You know I crashed that piece of shit and then I stepped away