Unicorn Are you what happens when a narwhal makes sweet sweet love to a horse Sexy sexy fish horse Fly through the air Pooping out rainbows I bet you think that that's cute You've given away the location of all my gold Unicorn won't you let me Touch your magical horn oh yeah Unicorn won't you let me Touch your magical horn oh yeah Gather around me Magical creatures magical woodland friends Let me tell you tales of the unicorn He's a bastard, the little bastard I wanna punch him in his stupid horse face, bastard The little bastard Telling all the folks where my gold is He's a bastard (Background: He's got no father.) He's a bastard (Background: Nobody wants him.) I wanna punch him in his stupid false face, bastard The little bastard (Background: He's just a bastard.) Telling all the folks where my gold is, unicorn Unicorn won't you let me Touch your magical horn oh yeah Unicorn won't you let me Touch your magical horn oh yeah