“don’t say i didnt warn you about the government when your computer spoke with such an air of authority and i didnt think you’d wander from the mothership but you hijacked a civilian freighter bound for synechdoche and the armored guard was bored with sighs and politics and boasting bout how fast their engines go from 0 to 60 they were on your tail before you got your mirror fixed cause it doesnt take long to go from 0 to 60 and i tried to provide a distraction with my oh-so-forgettable face but you were in the brig before i even left my base now theyre asking you some questions about our secret operation and the names of men and women who were counting on your statement i didnt want to have to kill you, but i guess you had something to prove”