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Madame Speaker:
Do you know the Muffin man?
The Muffin Man?
The Muffin Man?
Yes. I know the Muffin Man.
But he doesn’t live on Drury Lane.
He lives at the Department of Justice.
On Justice Lane.
And is growing rich on selling sixteen dollar muffins.
How come these critters cost sixteen dollars a piece?
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(sixteen apiece)

These are some high dollar muffins.

(yeahhhhhhhh)

Maybe they’re shipped in from a special bakery in France.

(IN FRANCE!)

IN FRANCE!

Let’s dance.

Where do you even find a muffin that costs sixteen dollars?
My favorite bakery tells me these should be two dollars a piece.

(two dollars a piece)

Forty two hundred dollars for a handful of muffins
Why is the Justice Department spending money on these?

(ON THESE!)

ON THESE!

(ON THESE!)

The muffin man is rolling in the dough
Five hundred thousand dollars on refreshments

(sometimes in the night you need some Oreos)

(some Oreo’s)

(But the store is out and suddenly muffins seem like a wise investment)

(But they’re not~!)

The muffin man is rolling in the dough

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