Step in to my humble abode Get your head out from under that load Come out from the storm And into the warm You've been too many months on the road
And come inside, stranger and sit down with me Share a cold glass of beer or a hot cup of tea Sing 'Que Sera Sera' That's 'what will be will be' And we'll have us some good company
Step over the rats in the hall They won't really bother you at all So they soil all the rugs But they feed on the bugs That are crawling all over the walls
And the boiler's not working quite right So I guess we'll just sit here and shiver And if in the night Our breath turns to ice I'll go set a sofa alight
So come inside, stranger and sit down with me Share a cold glass of beer or a hot cup of tea Sing 'Que Sera Sera' That's 'what will be will be' It's a while since I had company
Since the landlord put the rent up by half He's been lying dead in the bath And each time I see him His dumb death's head grin Looks so stupid I can't help but laugh
And the pretty young girl from next door Is lying dead on the living room floor I stove her head in With a bottle of gin Now she don't look so pretty no more
So come inside, stranger and sit down with me Share a warm glass of beer or a cold cup of tea Sing 'Que Sera Sera' That's 'what will be will be' I could do with some fresh company