Nigel, Nigel why did you leave us We didn't mean to bring you down so far, We only meant to please you We only meant to tease, you made us laugh Nigel, Nigel you know we loved you We even tried to treat you like a friend Our faith in you lost out in the end - the end
Since you've left us it's not been the same There's no-one to tease life seams on the wane
Nigel, Nigel what're you going to do now How can you live without our company You know we were the last word. You know there's no other world but our society Nigel Nigel if you'd asked us You know we'd have you back again to stay We're sure you'd want to more than you can say