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Alex Impulse 00:00 / 03:21



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1.

Alex Impulse 03:21



I remember the first time I saw you
I knew you’d be important
that’s why I wasn’t surprised when
one week later you were in my basement
standing by the lamplight
I swore it looked like you were sacred
I shook your hand, said my name was Karl
then pictured you naked
and then we started talking almost every day
and I admit I thought about you in the worst possible ways
you reassured me that I had gold in my bones
and I didn’t deserve to spend my whole life alone
you told me that I was really something
I guess that’s better than nothing

but Alex I am a moron and we both know it’s true
—i’ll never do what i’m supposed to do
I got fucked up and I misread your signals
—you think i’m evil
so now you’re gone and it’s already through
but if I never would have said these things
or wrote these songs
would I have ever stood a chance with you?
I probably never should have said these things.

2.

Drool 02:16



I fell asleep in the guest room
and I had a dream about you
and when I woke up I felt so wretched
I think it was the first time you made me feel sick
you make me feel sick
I fell asleep in the guest room
and I woke up covered in my own drool
and at first I admit, I was embarrassed
but i’m starting to think you would have liked it

you’re all I want to do
it’s sad but god it’s so true
you’re all I want to do
and I hate that I can’t have you.

3.

Strange 04:34



I know it’s strange but
I could stare at you all day
so maybe moving in might be
the worst decision that i’ve ever made
because i’m not one for being let down
and i’m starting to really like you
—wanna keep you around
so i’ll try to keep my mind from wandering
to thoughts of you and me
specifically the ones between the sheets
because those are a pipe dream
and they’ll never amount to anything
except a chorus of broken words
now i’m digging my own grave
—i’m digging a hole
and that’s more than I can afford
because it’s out of my control

I have never been
so completely obsessed with
so completely in love with
someone or something
that I can’t have
goddamn I want it so bad

now all my friends tell me
that I could do better
so I consulted the universe and it said
we couldn’t be together
but still I ignore all reference
holding out for the slightest chance
that I could change your preference

disappointed, disillusioned with my own fate
I never thought I could make such a grave mistake
but now i’ve got you in and close to me and I feel sick
because I know that you’ll never lay a hand on my dick
goddamn I want you so bad.

4.

Just Friends 02:16



I just want to get you into my room
I promise I won’t try to kiss you
cuz you haven’t left my mind since
we first met eyes
—twin fire signs
and I just need to know that something
as perfect as this
can exist here in this setting
where I waste away all of my days

dumb, drunk, and dreaming
I know my actions are misleading
but I would rather die inside than spend
one more night as just friends.

5.

Handsome and Boring 04:56



Looks like I finally got him
—it’s about damn time
but I can’t tell is this real life
or the life in mind?
cuz I know fate has a strange way
—it always works out
and i’ve said it before
I hate to be let down
oh he’s the one that I sought
he’s one hell of a guy
and I can’t shake these thoughts
no matter how hard I try
cuz he is handsome and boring
but I like that
cuz i’m conflicted and crazy
—it’s the perfect contrast
he plays piano and far cry 3

I always wanted the quarterback
but fell for the nerd
president of the chess club
he knows every word
to all of OK Computer by Radiohead
god he’s so fucking perfect
i’m dreaming or I must be dead

so I won’t open my eyes
and I won’t say goodbye
i’m gonna savor the moment
—gonna sleep through the night
cuz if I wake up tomorrow
he won’t be by my side
no it’s back to reality
—why am I alive?
he likes my band and he loves Morrissey

he’s the one that I sought
he’s one hell of a guy
and I can’t shake these thoughts
no matter how hard I try
cuz he is handsome and boring
but I like that
cuz i’m conflicted and crazy
it’s the perfect contrast
he probably thinks that i’m something
but i’m actually nothing
—i’m not.

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