You can piss on a judge and slander a saint Set fire to a church and feel no restraint You can do whatever you want to do But just make sure that they don't catch you
Never get caught, never get caught Do what you want to not what you ought Always remember what you were taught And never, never, never get caught!
You can lie to a nun and spit on the Queen Steal from your granny but just don't be seen You can do whatever you want to do But just make sure that they don't catch you
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You can evade your taxes, commit bank fraud Or sabotage a pie factory if you're bored But always remember what you were taught And never, never, never get caught!
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You can be blasphemous, raucous Outrageous and crass Or fart in posh restaurants, how about that? Well you know that sometimes I get the urge To play Black Sabbath in a Sunday church