The dreaded blue eyed boy, The screen of death I sliced my disk in half Compilers flirting and i laugh Optimization flags ignore me But soon enough to my surprise The kernel panics The system dies In break of dawn, i tie the ropes Red eyes glazing at the docs
Chorus:
I followed your stacktrace to the end You took a coredump in my hand When they came looking, that one day The screen woke blinking You don't exist. Go away!
There's is no logic in your gates, Your buffers overflow me In bad clusters we join our fates fsck controls thee I'm waiting out this dead lock I'm racing this condition I'm breathing overclockers smoke strace is my magician
Man 1:
mmap() creates a new mapping in the virtual address space of the calling process. The starting address for the new mapping is specified in addr. The length argument specifies the length of the mapping. If addr is NULL, then the kernel chooses the address at which to create the mapping; this is the most portable method of creating a new mapping. If addr is not NULL, then the kernel takes it as a hint about where to place the mapping; on Linux, the mapping will be created at a nearby page boundary.
man woman segmentation fault My only company is fork I never hear the sound of halt I read the docs for chmod I'd rather lick a hypnotoad I'd rather measure average load So tell me more of your safe mode I'd rather snort a line of code
Man 2:
The contents of a file mapping are initialized using length bytes starting at offset in the file referred to by the file descriptor offset must be a multiple of the page size as returned by sysconf. The prot argument describes the desired memory protection of the mapping It is either PROT_NONE or the bitwise OR of one or more of the following flags: