[Fluttershy] Now, Rainbow my dear, I cannot express my delight It’s abundantly clear That somewhere out here Is a pet that will suit you just right [Rainbow Dash] I can’t wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules It’s of utmost importance The pet that I get Is something that’s awesome and cool [Fluttershy] “Awesome,cool, got it.” I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see [Rainbow Dash] I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me [Fluttershy] Sure! How ’bout a bunny? They’re cutsey and wutsey and quick as can be [Rainbow Dash] Cutsey? Ootsey? Have you even met me? [Fluttershy] Rainbow have faith You see, I will bet you Somewhere in here is a pet that will get you “C’mon, the sky’s the limit!” [Rainbow Dash] “Sky is good. I’d like it to fly.” [Fluttershy] “Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over him. Yes he does. Aww, look, he likes you!” [Rainbow Dash] “Pass.” [Fluttershy] I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide There are otters and seals With massive appeal [Rainbow Dash] Otters and seals do not fly. [Fluttershy] Maybe not, but I’ve seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water. [Rainbow Dash] “That’s it. I’m outta here.” [Fluttershy] Wait! There must be a pet here That will fit the ticket How ’bout a ladybug or a cute cricket? [Rainbow Dash] Bigger. And cooler. [Fluttershy] Bigger. Cooler. Right. I’ve got just the thing in that tree, Dash Meet your new fabulous pet Squirrely [Rainbow Dash] “It’s just a squirrel.” [Fluttershy] “Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!” [Rainbow Dash] “…Yeah. So, like I was saying.” Fluttershy, pal, this won’t cut it I need a pet to keep up with me Something awesome, something flying With coolness that defies gravity [Fluttershy] “I’m sensing you want an animal that can fly. [Rainbow Dash] “Ya think?” [Fluttershy] I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly [Rainbow Dash] “Better, but cooler.” [Fluttershy] I see. How ’bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan? There’s so many wonderful creatures the likes of that. There are falcons and eagles They are both quite regal Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat [Rainbow Dash] Now you’re talking. “But instead of just one stand out, now that’s too many.” So many choices, and such riches a-plenty [Fluttershy] “Not a bad problem to have if you ask me.” [Rainbow Dash] The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I’m digging too Have something in a yellow striped bat? [Fluttershy] No, I’ve got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you [Rainbow Dash] What to do, what to do. Ahh! A prize! That’s it! There’s really just one way To find out which animal’s best Hold a contest, of speed, agility and guts That will put each pet to the test [Fluttershy] Don’t forget style, that should be considered [Rainbow Dash] Then we’ll know for sure who’s best of the litter [Fluttershy] The one who is awesome and cool [Rainbow Dash] Just like me Can’t settle for less, ’cause I’m the best [Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash] So a contest we will see [Rainbow Dash] Who’s the number one, greatest, perfectest pet [Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash] In the world for me May the games begin [Rainbow Dash] “And may the best pet win!”