Happy Hearth's Warming, they say in the street, Happy Hearth's Warming, they think they're so sweet! Words said so often that they lack any meaning. Why should I join in when I could be intervening?
Everypony loves this cursed holiday, But would they be better off with it out of the way? Well, okay!
Say goodbye to the holiday! With my magic, I'll erase it! The greatest gift that I give today And everypony will have to face it!
No more little games for you to play After you say goodbye to the holiday!
Goodbye, Hearth's Warming, you had a good run! Goodbye, Hearth's Warming, it's over, you're done! Finally set free from your forced celebrations No need to reply to your trite invitations!
Calendar shorter by a single day - Is my magic up to the test? Time to see, I can't delay!
Say goodbye to the holiday! Prepare the spell, no hesitation! All memory shall fade away! See Equestria's new transformation!
No more shall anypony say: \"Happy Hearth's Warming\"... [sinister laughter] ...after today! After today...