Lullabys, Legends And Lies (lyrics by Shel Silvertein)
Gather 'round fellas, I'll tell you some tales About murder and blueberry pies And heroes and hells and bottomless wells And lullabys, legends and lies.
And gather 'round ladies, come sit at my feet. I'll sing about warm sunny skies. There's mermaids and beans and lovin' machines In my lullabys, legends and lies.
Lullabys, legends and lies and lies, Lullabys, legends and lies. I'll sing you a song then I'll shuffle along With my lullabys, legends and lies.
I may make you wonder, I may make you smile. I may bring the tears to your eyes, But when I disappear, Lord, you'll wish I was here With more lullabys, legends and lies.
So open the bottle and pass the guitar, And look in my warm loving eyes. I'll take you to places you ain't been before With my lullabys, legends and lies.
Lullabys, legends and lies and lies, Lullabys, legends and lies. I'll sing you a song then I'll shuffle along With my lullabys, legends and lies.