Hey, the Christmas curtain falls on lawbreakers Who pave the way for thoughtless folks like me and J. Who'd pay, but can't afford the finer things in life, So we heist them all. We're criminals that never break the law.
So to all you frowns, go down to town square And get some action from the Christmas girl That lives inside your womb. She's always there, I think that I'm certain You pay to get behind her Christmas curtain. You're the criminal that never breaks the law.