Dinky, can I come over after school? (after school) I can smell the muffins left to cool. (left to cool) But you know the mare that I really prize...(really prize) Brings me mail, the pegasus who has silly eyes (silly eyes)
You know, I'm not the little colt that I used to be Got my cutie mark now, baby can't you see
Chorus: Dinky's mom has got it goin' on She's all I want And I've waited for so long I'm sorry, Rainbow D., you're just not the mare for me I don't know what went wrong But I'm in love with Dinky's mom
Dinky's mom has got it goin' on (x2)
Dinky, baby I you know you're really nice (really nice) But wow your mom, she's got that special spice (special spice) And she looked at me one afternoon (afternoon) The way she smiled, you know it made me swoon (made me swoon)
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy But Derpy is so cute I want her right here next to me!
Chorus: Dinky's mom has got it going on She's all I want And I've waited for so long I'm sorry, Rainbow D., you're just not the mare for me I don't know what went wrong But I'm in love with Dinky's mom