[Verse 1] Trying to get up in the session, you're done holmes 'fore I show you girl my impression of John Holmes She kind of looks like Cassie, I'm trying to Sean Combs We did the nasty in your yard on the lawn gnomes I'm beyond bone, you ain't in my timezone And I'm beyond the same trees as the pine-cones I'm a cowboy but nothing like the rhinestones I used to push salt, my niggas used to grind stones Choosing on a slewie, nigga hack thewie People under the stairs, she cannot fool me These boppers couldn't pull me even if they had a pulley Keep my head above water, hat is like a buoy Stay Puff marshmallow, yea I'm high as cooley Written suicide letter, signed, "yours truly" "yours truly", I think that's me Everyday's a party like the Great Gatsby
[Verse 2] Teen Hungerforce, we beef like Meatwad At my peak dawg I look like a Greek god Peach schnapps, cheap broads out my t-tops And I'm Stuck up like kittens in tree tops Looked you up and down, searching for your weak spots They're looking for you, they'll be searching on the east docks With your girl, i'll be searching for her G-spot Gee gosh, we all know the streets talk On the phone, we all know they eavesdrop Chills down my spine every time I see cops Still smell a fine coming out the weed spot Sneeze not, but she choose when she sees knots Throw some bread crumbs up and watch the geese flock We want war, fuck a peace talk I'm a vulture, you a peacock I'm a soldier, so I'mma let the piece talk