Tonight's the night that we got the truck We're goin' downtown, gonna beat up drunks Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer It's the late, late shift no one to fear
Ride, ride how we ride Ride, low ride
It's roundup time when the good whores meet Gonna drag one screaming off the street
And ride, ride how we ride
Black uniform and a silver badge Cops for real, playin' cops for pay
Let's ride, low ride
Pull down your dress here's the kick in the ass Beat you blue 'til you shit in your pants [incomprehensible] got a black stick There's six of us, babe, so suck on my dick
And ride, ride how we ride Let's ride, low ride
The left newspapers might whine a bit But the guys at the station they don't give a shit Dispatch calls, "Are you doin' something wicked?" "No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"
As we ride, ride, how we ride Ride, ride, how we ride