Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees and begged you Not to go because Iґd go beserk? WELL,
You left me anyhow and Then the days got worse and worse And now you see Iґve gone completely out of my mind
AND
{chorus 1} Theyґre coming to take me away, Haha, theyґre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To the funny farm Where Life is Beautiful all the time And Iґll be happy to see Those Nice Young Men In their Clean White Coats And theyґre coming to take me AWAY, HA HAAAA
You thought it was a joke, and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHT When I had said that losing you Would make me flip my lid,
RIGHT?
You know you laught. I HEARD you laugh, you laughed And laughed and laughed And then you left, And now you see Iґm Utterly Mad
AND
{chorus 2} Theyґre coming to take me away, Haha, theyґre coming to take me away, Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha, To tha Happy Home with Trees and Flowers And Chirping Birds and basket weavers Who sit and smile and Twiddle their thumbs and toes And theyґre coming to Take me Away, HAHAAAAAAAAA
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, And this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish loving deeds
RIGHT?
Well, you just wait, Theyґll get you yet, And when they do, theyґll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,
AND
{chorus 1} {chorus 2} {chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance}