NARRATOR: Long ago, in the far away land of ancient Greece there was a golden age of powerful gods extraordinary heroes and greatest and strongest of all these Heroes was the mighty Hercules. But what is the measure of a true hero? Now, that is what our story ...
MUSES: Will you listen to him? He's making the story sound like some Greek tragedy. Lighten up, dude. We'll take it from here, darling.
NARRATOR: You go, girls ...
MUSES: We are the muses. Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes. Heroes like Hercules. Honey, you mean Hunkules! I'd like to make some sweet music of it Our story actually begins long before Hercules Many Aeons ago ...