I've got ten billion dollars and nothing to do I own Central Park and California too
Chicago and Buffalo are my states And I forgot to mention the five great lakes
So if I were you baby, I'd love me
You'll have maids and butlers A big trust fund A hundred caret ring that weights a ton A yacht, airoplane, and nine special cooks A thousand dresses, all new looks
So if I were you baby, I'd love me
Hard times and blues I don't know what they are My trouble is spending money and eating caviar I don't pay income tax because that's chicken feed When the men run short I ask them what they need
I am the worlds greatest lover that you've ever known I'm better than Clark Cable or that guy Tyrone You'll never find a guy like me as long as you live 'Cause when I give I really give
So if I were you baby, I'd love me
But let me pinch myself to see if I'm awake Before I give I give you that golden wedding cake I want to treat, go back to the job For only thirty five bucks a week