Coming out as a Mage The Templars don’t seem to mind You’d think they would at this stage But apparently not..
It started out with a blight An ogre picking a fight It was only a Blight It was only a Blight
No one’s noticed my staff And I don’t mean to brag But I’m healing you all While Anders’ being a drag I can make you explode I can set you on fire Turn you into a toad But I can’t open this chest now Casting Winter’s Grasp now MAKER NOOOO
The Arishock is killing me I’ve been here hours
Jealousy Cause of Carver rivalry Wish I could save Bethany At least she didn’t bitch at me But it’s just a price I pay Blood Magic is calling me Open up my eager veins Because I picked a Hawke Mage..