Once upon a time I had a choice of three Said who's the little twerp? He's choosing after me I didn't think, I didn't think, I didn't think I saw a dinosaur with fire on his tail A little did I know that he would make me fail Got advantage on me, advantage on me, advantage on me
Now he's long gone, probably laughing at me Should've realized that Gary's so cheap
(Chorus) Wish I knew he'd use "Bubble" when I sent in, when I sent my Charmander Always landing those critical hits You're gonna make me drown Wish I knew he'd use "Bubble" when I sent in, when I sent my Charmander Always landing those critical hits And now I'm fainded on the cold hard ground
Oak, Oak, Gary, Gary, Gary Oak, Oak, Gary, Gary, Gary
I met him on a boat, I killed his Raticate And now he's down to five, I'll rub it in his face I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know Not to mess with Gary Oak,'Cause he'll get his revenge You got your eight badge, somehow he's gotten ten He's so cheap, He's so cheap, He's so cheap
And the very best is what I wanna be But now he is the champ and the joke is on me
(Chorus) Wish I knew he'd use "Bubble" when I sent in, when I sent my Charmander Always landing those critical hits You're gonna make me drown Wish I knew he'd use "Bubble" when I sent in, when I sent my Charmander Always landing those critical hits And now I'm fainded on the cold hard ground
Oak, Oak, Gary, Gary, Gary Oak, Oak, Gary, Gary, Gary...