[NateWantsToBattle] It's been seven years since I worked at this place-- --a part of my life I much regret... Saw kids burst in tears, a bear start eating a face... I tried to move on and just forget...
But YouTube ad rev is not that great, SO...
[Chica] Hey, where's Bonnie?
[Freddy] I haven't seen him...
[Chica] “Bonnie?”
[Bonnie] What could this be? It wasn't here before, it's bigger than me...
[Chica] Maybe it's a big box!
[Freddy] Obviously it's full of party favors!
[Bonnie] Pickles!
[Chica] Ponies!
[Freddy] Pizza!
[Bonnie] The pox! ...what?
[NateWantsToBattle] Falling asleep until a phone starts ringing six inches deep beneath the mess on my desk! Why would they keep a rotten cupcake up here? Creepy and grotesque...
[Chica] Maybe we shouldn't touch it-
[Bonnie] Why not? It's just a shady crate!
[Chica] It could be corrosive-
[Freddy] Or even explosive!
[Chica 'n Freddy] And nobody knows if it's not safe!
[Bonnie] Fine, okay! Just give me a minute! I'll wrap it back up and-... uh oh...
[NateWantsToBattle] Camera's gone dead... and now I'm wondering if it's all in my head... (Yes, it's all in your head!)
[Chica] Bonnie, you said it’d only take a minute-
[Freddy] Maybe it took him instead...
[Chica] What should we do? I'm good at panicked screeching~
[Freddy] Let's look for clues. Bonnie's got to be near! Chica, would you-
[Chica] AAAAGH! Oh, sorry—
[Freddy] -go look inside the kitchen. How could he just disappear...
[NateWantsToBattle] Where's she going? Screen's not showing- Could’ve sworn that camera was fixed...
[Freddy] Foxy, can you help me? I need you, please, to tell me, where Bonnie is before it turns six-
[NateWantsToBattle] Why's Bonnie here? And why's he tied up? What's that sound in my ear?
[Chica] It's cause the music box stopped!
[NateWantsToBattle] Chica?!
[Chica] Oh dear! Watch out! He's coming for you!
[NateWantsToBattle] Good thing this door can be LOCKED...
Got nowhere to run, and I've got no place to hide! Got no chance to fight or even pray!
[Chica] He's got to be stopped!
[Freddy] He's too destructive to live!
[Bonnie] MRRRM-MMM-MMUGHH-MMRRM!
[Chica] What did he say?
[Freddy] He said, "Watch out for the fan!"
[NateWantsToBattle] A little help would be great! My face is about to be filleted!
[Freddy] Look! The Puppet is here to send him back to the crate!
[NateWantsToBattle] Watch out for your strings! Ooh... Too late...