The hallways at the prep The house of mirrors We laugh at them because Well I don't know why Hahaha Chime the giddy freshman As I come in only to take the attendance Hahaha Sings the photo of the skateboarder Above the dean of men's office My aunt my own blood was in hysterics As she tried to find the underground Through silicone and twenty-five year old boyfriends Hahaha She laughed all the way to the ticket booth And I couldn't bring myself to laugh at her When she got out