I judge by what she's wearing Just how many heads I'm tearing Off of assholes coming onto her Each night seems like it's getting worse And I wish she'd take the night off So I don't have to fight off Every asshole coming onto her It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ To find out just what would she say If they all tried coming on to her Don't they know it's never going to work? They think they'll get inside her With every drink they buy her As they all try coming on to her This time somebody's gettin' hurt
Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping) And I wish you'd do it all again (I'll watch you leave here limping) There goes the next contestant
And I even fear the ladies They're cool but twice as crazy Just as bad for coming onto her Don't they know it's never going to work And each time she bats an eyelash Somebody's grabbing her ass Everyone keeps coming onto her This time somebody's gettin' hurt
Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping) And I wish you'd do it all again (I'll watch you leave here limping) There goes the next contestant
I'm hating what she's wearing Everybody here keeps staring Can't wait til they get what they deserve This time somebody's gettin' hurt
Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping) And I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping) And I wish you'd do it again (each night seems like it's getting worse) And I wish you'd do it again (this time somebody's gettin' hurt) There goes the next contestant