[Sample: Interview with Gene Simmons of KISS] [Interviewer:] "Now, let's get to the studded codpiece. Do you have a sense of humor about that? Does it seem funny to you?"
[Gene Simmons:] "No, not at all! It holds in my manhood."
[Interviewer:] [laughing] "Oh, that's right!"
[Gene Simmons:] "Otherwise, it'd be too much for you to take. You'd have to put the book down and confront life. The notion is, that If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs."
[Interviewer:] "That's a really obnoxious thing to say."
[Gene Simmons:] "No it's not! Why should I say something behind your back that I wouldn't say to your face?"
[Interviewer:] "Has it come to this, that this is the only way you can talk To a woman, to do that shtick?"
[Gene Simmons:] "Let me ask you something; why is it shtick, when all women have ever wanted ever since we crawled out of caves is "why can't a man just tell me the truth and just speak to me plainly?" So, I do that. You can't have it both ways."
[Verse 1: Necro] Some bitches are stupid, I treat 'em like shit That's how you get one to eat a dick Never be sweet to a bitch, keep it sick They like to get dissed, they like it rough Women are so fucked up in the head, some like to get snuffed And they come back for more Cause "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" That's why they like to suck penis Don't ever let them tell you different Women are just as horny as men They're just programmed inhibition That's why Catholic school girls are the biggest sluts Down to take it in their butts They're always lickin' somebody's nuts And why not? That's why God made 'em Adam was kind of lonely, so God took one of his ribs and created 'em Cause before that, Adam was fucking animals That's why women like to get fucked like animals It's only natural And don't get the wrong idea, don't think I hate bitches I love women, that's why my masturbating's religious I'm just stating facts that are down to take a smack And they'll break their back bending over for you if your thing's intact They say they're not into games But those are the dames playing the most games The type that'll suck on a dick for cocaine They're acting like they're so tame But before you met them, they fucked fifty cats, and can't remember no names Tell them right off the bat, "I want you to suck on my sack" And, most likely, they'll respect you and let you cum on their back
Yo, the more degrading I get, the more these ladies get wet It's only busted bitches that can't take what I said Well fuck busted bitches, they make my dick limp They're useless to a sick pimp like me who needs his gratification instant But one thing ugly bitches are good for Is being good friends that'll lend you money when you're poor So shout out to the homely, and my deep condolences to you bitch Cause honey, for the rest of your life, you'll be lonely And I know some of you are sayin' "Necro ain't all that" But yo, men don't even have to look good as long as they rap Motherfuckers that are fat will have you on their lap As long as he convinces you he's an emotional cat And if he's a cold person that got money Most broke bitches will take the cock in their tummies They're not dummies Money turns bitches on Once you're broke, the bitch is gone Money'll have a bitch in a thong stripping to songs It'll have a bitch in a porn getting shitted on I want so much money I could get any girl to sit on my schlong But I've been broke for centuries An