We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins! We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins! We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins! We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins, goblins, goblins!!! So don't do anything to annoy us! Hocus pocus! We are the jokers We make sure...
We make sure when you drop your toast It's butter-side down and on the most dirty part of the floor WE MAKE SURE!
We make sure, we make sure, We make sure if you've lost your key there's no one in We make sure, we make sure When you've only got bare feet you stand on a pin
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins! We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins! We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins! We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins, goblins, goblins!!! So don't do anything to annoy us!
Hocus pocus! We are the jokers We make sure...
We make sure when you wash your hair The shampoo stings and the towel's not where it was the moment before WE MAKE SURE!
We make sure, we make sure If anything should go right then don't blame us We make sure, we make sure We make sure when you're late you're going to miss the bus ...but only just
We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins! We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins! We're the hob hob hob hob hob hob Goblins!