Far away from home, looking out at the stars, We found a dead giraffe, floating right by Mars. A strange creature he was with his big sad eyes, How'd he wind up here? What a long-necked surprise!
Suddenly a giraffe! Suddenly a giraffe! (Giraffe!) Everybody come look, everybody come laugh! (Giraffe!)
We carried him in, we sang a somber song, There was talk of death, and if we had gone wrong... So far in space, we'd been through a lot, Should we turn back now? Has it all been for naught?
Fuck it! Goblins forever! Friendship is the only option! Let's eat our new giraffe!