Saturday night in the men's ensemble dressing room Starting a fight in the men's ensemble lair Beware of dreams come true It means you have to share a room But tell'em I’ll be there
It's Saturday night They said we're one big family But I’m just duckin' tangerines And looking for my gun
It's Saturday night There's lots of hate and jealous fear And there's no favored nations here Now where's my elf ears gone It's Saturday night
Saturday night in the men's ensemble dressing room Watching the fight in the men's ensemble lair You may escape the cage But then you have to share a stage And tell'em I’ll be there It's Saturday night The wind blasts and the water flows As the winter closes At dawn of newborn spring As each festering light explodes There's a thorn that grows In the sun so sweltering This manifest bore A blistering sore Long splintering war-torn country massacre Of blood and blue brains Please let the rain break and wash them away It's Saturday night It's Saturday night And now's the time to vindicate Tomorrow's just a matinee And then we settle scores It's Saturday night
Another week and then I’m done Just one more piece of chewing gum And I don't care no more It's Saturday night
Saturday night in the men's ensemble dressing room Starting a fight in the men's ensemble lair You may escape the crypt But keep your distance from all scripts Because before you're even aware You'll be there It's Saturday night
Saturday night in the men's ensemble dressing room Starting a fight in the men's ensemble lair It's Saturday night