Jimmy, you know my love is true And Davy, you know I love only you And Mitchie, you give meaning to every day And Nathan, hold on I got something to say Men folk they need their women But women don’t need their men Ladies can walk away grinning But guys act surprised I thought I was your man Why’d you leave me baby Well sir here’s a maybe Maybe it’s because we can “what the hell do you mean?” Well for instance You get a one you want twofold “and what else?” You’re a fiend, you’re tight-fisted Got no moral molars Shrug your shoulders Sell your soul to get your gold But hey hey hey That ain’t nothing to do with you You’re a sensitive Joe I’m forgetting But every woman knows It’s a pose, just a pose You’re preening in your armchair And I’m steaming at your knee Go on pontificating like I care Peter Lorrie, then a story about AC/DC Harvard-educated, frustrated dictator Tyrant with a PHD “What the hell do you mean?” Well for instance You have started every war “And what else?” You’re obscene, a coincidence Get your pornos from Time Warner Who is fornicating foreign shores But hey hey hey That ain’t nothing to do with you You’re a sensitive Joe, I’m forgetting But every woman knows It’s a pose, just a pose
Sammy, oh let me put away the kettle Oh no honey Your arrogance is what makes you special And Manny, of course When you leave you are missed Fellas can’t you see I’m pissed Trying to enjoy my reading But you insist on interpreting text Oh go on fuck off I’m pleading Every sentence is a pretext for sex sex sex sex God you went to Oxford Head still in your boxers But you’re male so what should I expect? “what the hell do you mean?” Well for instance You’ve committed every rape “and what else?” I won’t heed your insistence Mr. Copulating populating masturbating denigrating Birth of a Nation instigating violator of my escape But hey hey hey, that ain’t nothing to do with you You’re a sensitive Joe, I’m forgetting But every woman knows It’s a pose, just a pose Heaven knows The world’s your ho But she’s getting too old For your pose Oh, there she goes