Am I sad Not sad enough really Am I mad Not mad enough clearly Am I Complacent Completely Lacking in sincerity Yes indeed I am Am I tough Not tough enough really Am I rough Not rough enough nearly Am I lying here On the ground Watching you get pushed around Yes indeed I am Really
I don't know why I'm such a wimp I realize I'm just your pimp But what can I do What can I do
Am I small Not small enough really I feel lame and circumspect I feel your pain and yet I feel sympathy Empathy It's just that I'm super busy right now Really
I don't know why I'm such a shit I realize This doesn't help a bit But what can I do What can I do
Am I bad Not bad enough really I feel angry and upset I could write you a small check Look I wish you luck And here's you're buck It's just that I'm a yuppie Yes indeed I am Really