ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM Tooling down the hightway doing 79 I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign [Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle] Transfusion, transfusion I'm just a solid mess of contusions Never, never, never gonna speed again Slip the blood to me, Bud
I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine I gotta make a date with that chick of mine I cross the center line man you gotta make time- [Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle] Transfusion, transfusion Oh, man, I got the cotton pickin convolutions Never, never, never gonna speed again Shoot the juice to me, Bruce
My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead- [Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle] Transfusion, transfusion My red corpsuckles (sic) are in mass confusion Never, never, never gonna speed again Pass the crimson to me, Jimson
I took a little drink and I'm feelin right I can fly right over everything everything in sight There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right [Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle] Transfusion, transfusion I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion I'ma never never never gonna speed again Pass the claret to me, Barrett
A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day Oh, when you see me coming better start to pray I'm a cuttin' up the road and I'm the boss all the way [Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle] Transfusion, transfusion Oh, doc, pardon me for this crazy intrusion I'm never, never, never gonna speed again Pump the fluid in me, Louie
I'm burning up the highway early this morn I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn Man outa my way I don't drive with my horn [Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle] Transfusion, transfusion Oh, nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution I'm never, never, never gonna speed again Put a gallon in me, Alan
Oh, barnyard drivers are found in two classes Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses So rememmber to slow down today Hey, daddy-o A make that type O, huh Atta-boy [Scrreeech-BANG, tinkle]