I never made love to Toshiro Mifune, Or had his numchucks in my mouth. I've never defeated a cruel feudal ruler. That is why my sword points south. To hear the words drip from your mouth: "I would only **** a Ninja." Well, I. M. Ninja! He is Ninja! She is Ninja, too! I. M. Ninja! We are Ninja! And I believe that you are Ninja, too! Ah-ooh ah-ooh! Ah-ooh ah-ooh! I am Shaolin, and I'm prowlin' in the trees Don't make a sound... Drunken master, fighting faster Now let's kiss with tongues and freak out (honorably!) I. M. Ninja! He is Ninja! She is Ninja, too! I. M. Ninja! We are Ninja! And I believe that you are Ninja, too! Ah-ooh ah-ooh! Ah-ooh ah-ooh! Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-KABOOM!!!