Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged not to leave Or else I`d go BEZERK?
WELL
You left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I`ve gone completely out of my mind!
AND
They`re coming take me away HA HA! They`re coming take me away HO HO HE HE HA HA! TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME AND I`LL BE HAPPY TO SEE THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN IN THEIR CLEAN WHITE COATS AND THEY`RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA!
You thought it was a joke And so you laugher, you laughed When I had said that losing you Would make me flip my lid.
RIGHT?
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh You laughed you laughed and laughed And then you left but now you know I`m utterly mad.
AND
They`re coming take me away HA HA! They`re coming take me away HO HO HE HE HA HA! TO THE HAPPY HOME! WITH TREES AND FLOWERS AND CHIRPING BIRDS AND BASKET WEAVERS WHO SIT AND SMILE AND TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS AND TOES AND THEY`RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA!
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back for all My kind, unselfish loving deeds?
HUH?
Well you just wait, they`ll find you yet And when they do they`ll put you in The ASPCA you mangy mutt!
AND
They`re coming take me away HA HA! They`re coming take me away HO HO HE HE HA HA! TO THE FUNNY FARM, WHERE LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL ALL THE TIME AND I`LL BE HAPPY TO SEE THOSE NICE YOUNG MEN IN THEIR CLEAN WHITE COATS AND THEY`RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA!
TO THE HAPPY HOME! WITH TREES AND FLOWERS AND CHIRPING BIRDS AND BASKET WEAVERS WHO SIT AND SMILE AND TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS AND TOES AND THEY`RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA!