Let me tell you the legend of an anomaly they called a man They named him the Jimmy Jam, The incredible impractical paradoxical "The oops I did it again but ain't that kinda man so shut your pie hole and get me some tanning oil boy"
A rubber dubber quack right in his bath tub Pink ski goggles match his pants make-up More man than his granddad's hairy grey hands With a steel band Carrying his monster truck Beats Rick James hands tied 2 to 1 Skin so funny you can scrape off the scum Believe you heard about him If you don't I'll be blunt If he sees you in a forest man RUN DADDY RUN! YOU BETTER RUN! "That’s right boy cause when I get ya"
So what you gonna do when they all talk back? "Hot dog with a sauce, gotta eat it" What you gonna do when they all keep bugging out? "Well keep eating it, keep eating it, keep eating it, keep eating it." If they get offended and they all freakout? "My alligator shoes on my leopard couch!?" Extra dry martini and we all blacked out "Horseback, I'll be heading it, heading it out boy. Ain’t gonna hanging around here no more "
"Hand me a pound of sausage, some meatballs extra cheese with some french fries please now put it down” Putting pop tells me I need to exercise a little bit but shit, The only sweating I need is in a bedroom, catch my drift? "All down but nine Tommy boy, these leather pants are tie dye immaculate !"
Get it right back, burning in the sun Winter time butt naked Jim swinging, chainsaw breaking Opening wide, opening vacant Stars in his eyes Zeus with an orange hide Laying by a lakeside makes you get giddy Pack her on up cause yo it's going to get heavy Moon side polished so bright "Burns my eyes!" End the rainbow Fireworks in the sky, pot full of gold with a whole lot of soul Bottle filled up and with that same old Hope you don't mind "Need some room to recline"
So what you gonna do when they all talk back? "Hot dog with a sauce, gotta eat it" What you gonna do when they all keep bugging out? "Well keep eating it, keep eating it, keep eating it." If they get offended and they all freakout? "My alligator shoes on my leopard couch!?" Extra dry martini and we all blacked out "Horseback, I'll be heading it, heading it out boy. Ain’t gonna hang around here no more"