Hey, Mom! I Just quit my job, Don't want a job, I can't find a job, Fuck your job! Hey, Dad! I just crashed the car, I just smashed the car, I just burned the car, I can't find the car! Ain't no part of no middle class, Ain't gonna get off my ass, Got no reasons, no tons of cash. Hey, Folks! I just took a piss, I just slit my wrists, I feel like a bitch, I can't get no kicks! Hey, Cop! I just shot some crank I just got outta the tank, I just robbed a bank, I feel pretty rank! Ain't no part of no middle class, Ain't gonna get off my ass, Got no reasons, no tons of cash! There you go- enjoy, it's Happy Friday!!