Meet a girl I met Carolina Her parents jumped off Niagara Falls She broke her hips when she was a baby Trying to hop the Berlin wall It's not that she's anti American (Anti American) Although she shot a Mayor at nine And beat up a boy and five He looks like the Prez on TV {My Fellow Americans} Didn't know in sixty three, he had died
Does she think this world is all wrong? Does she think I'll rob her and run? When I ask her she gets her gun Simply says, "Scat boy, scat, scat" But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina? Look at the birds in the sky Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina So isn't it wonderful to be alive?
So original in her black lipstick Listening to some obscure band But isn't she pissed that all the other non conformists Listen to that same obscure band That's ok she's helping the environment By sipping pure water and such Then she screams, "We better start thinking about the ozone layer" While tossing out a styrofoam cup
Does she think this world is all wrong? Does she think, I'll rob her and run? When I ask her, she gets her gun Simply says, "Scat boy, scat, scat" It's right But isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina? Look at the birds in the sky Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina So isn't it Wonderful to be alive Uuh, Hoo
{The first step to a successful revolution Is destroying all of gaining revolutionaries}
Real deep emotions in her mind Let's kill the world Take over everything She says, "We don't need politicians They breed mistrust It's better to just steal my, my purse, purse, purse, murse" (Uuh, Hoo)
Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina? Look at the birds in the sky Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina So isn't it wonderful to be a? Isn't it a wonderful world, Carolina? (Yea) Look at the birds in the sky (Yea, yea my, my, my, my) Jehovah made this whole joint for you, Carolina So isn't it wonderful to be a (Aah) Isn't it beautiful to be a Isn't it wonderful to be alive?
It's so wonderful, I feel like crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Crying Dying Dying