It's hard to see the light when the fridge door is closed. Tip-Toe down the hall, open the door, and find out that God is a small sausage roll. I fall and I crawl and I break and I'm dreaming of Avril Lavigne. Oh, Devil Eyes, Short skirt and thighs and I'm on my knees again. Santa Claus is green He's not caffeine free You want full fat Fill that limousine I got no cash card, got no car, no money Adverts don't tell me what I need He's green and not caffeine You want full fat Fill that limousine I got no cash card, no car, no money yeah. dont read directly into the sun and the skybox is rotting your brain Hey maintain your antigrity volume nothing more that you can do Sometimes I found the door, but my mind is naturally banana, i turn off the tv so i read a book about television i put on my shoes me coat my hat and try to leave the house but its all to much coz the grass is so green so i run back inside and i turn on the screen [Chorus]