Epic Rap Battles of History - Vader Vs Hitler (feat. Lloyd Ahlquist)
[Background Voice] Darth Vader versus Hitler, begin
[Hitler - Lloyd Ahlquist] I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich. Little known fact: Also dope on the mic You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt zss face You have the force to move objects I am a force truly evil even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel Cause look at you You’re not even a real person I preferred you in Spaceballs the Rick Moranis version
[Darth Vader - Nice Peter] You can’t rhyme against the dark side the dark side of the force Why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom who even knows if I’m your father? You’re a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon zick You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip
You bztch! Let me remind you why you’re messing with Everything that you did I’m the mztherfzcker who invented it I’m the original Dark Lord You’re like the sorcerer’s apprentice My stormtroopers make yours look like someone took a piece of shzt and cloned it
[Hitler - Lloyd Ahlquist] You stink Vader Your style smells something sour You need to wash up, dawg Here, step in my shower. I’ll turn all your friends against you Just my speeches breed haters What’s your light-saver VS a clan of all your white neighbors?
[Darth Vader - Nice Peter] Suck my robot balls Now take a step back and let me freeze yours off. A little Carbonite bath for your goose stepping zss We’ll call my homeboy in Israel See who got the last laugh
[Darth Vader - Nice Peter] WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! Epic Rap Battles of History