Verse 1: I sit down.. at my computer to see what you have done so far today it's just nice to see reality It's just a cool family Being good to each other
Bridge: I'm so tired of terrible people Being admired for being terrible people but your beard is awesome and your kids are awesome and your wife is hotter than expected, and awesome!
Chorus: Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh! Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!
Verse 2: You've become an adjective of you own that means something between extra large and awesome "Dude, check out this Shay-stuffed pretzel, Whoa!"
Bridge: I'm so tired of terrible people Being admired for being terrible people you a regular guy but you try to be something we all can be
Chorus: Ohh.. Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards Oooh! Shay (Hey!) -carl and the Shay (Hey!) -tards OH!