Growing tired of this beezy, always hanging around I told her to believe me, you better get out of town Packed her shit in a suitcase, and I told her, "get gone" Then I headed to O'Malley's to sing my favorite song
I'm drunk off Pina Coladas, now I'm gonna make it rain I think I'm love with a stripper, word to my homie T-Pain If you're really into yoga, then I don't know what to say Ijust did a vinyasa, and it felt kind of lame
When I got the bar, I didn't know what to say I think I'll have myself a wiskey, and they said, "not today" Have you heard of this concoction? It's the best one around It will make a woman's panties drop straight to the ground
I'm drunk off Pina Coladas, sailing out of the bay Never has a mixed drink, made me feel quite so gay If you're into the Dark Knight, you probably like Micheal Gain If you're not into Batman, you probably have half-a-brain