Father says it, mother says it Sister says it, brother says it Uncle says it, Auntie says it Everyone at the party says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The horse says it, the pig says it The judge in his wig says it The fox and the rabbit And the nun in her habit says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
My mate Bill Gates says it The President of the United States says it The slacker and the worker The girl in her burqa says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The general with his tank says it The man at the bank says it The soldier with his rocket And the mouse in my pocket says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The drug-addled wreck With a needle in his neck says it The drunk says it, punk says it The brave Buddhist monk says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
Hit me up, baby, and knock me down Drop what you're doing and come around We can hold hands till the sun goes down Cause I know That you And I Can be Together Cause I love you
The blind referee says it The unlucky amputee says it The giant killer bee Landing on my knee says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The cop with his breathalyser The paddy with his fertiliser The man in the basement That's getting a taste for it says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The fucked-up Rastafarian says it The dribbling libertarian says it The sweet little Goth With the ears of cloth says Babe, I'm on fire Babe' I'm on fire
The cross-over country singer says it The hump-backed bell ringer says it The swinger, the flinger The outraged right-winger says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The man going hiking says it The misunderstood Viking says it The man at the rodeo And the lonely old Eskimo says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
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The mild little Christian says it The wild Sonny Liston says it The pimp and the gimp And the guy with the limp says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The blind piano tuner says it The Las Vegas crooner says it The hooligan mooner Holding a schooner says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The Chinese contortionist says it The backyard abortionist says it The poor Pakistani With his lamb Bhirriani says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The hopeless defendant says it The toilet attendant says it The pornographer, the stenographer The fashion photographer says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The college professor says it The vicious cross-dresser says it Grandma and Grandpa In the back of the car says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
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The hack at the doorstep says it The midwife with her forceps says it The demented young lady Who is roasting her baby On the fire Babe, I'm on fire
The athlete with his hernia says it Picasso with his Guernica says it My wife with her furniture Everybody! Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The laughing hyena says it The homesick polish cleaner says it The man from the Klan With a torch in his hand says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The Chinese herbologist says it The Christian apologist says it The dog and the frog Sitting on a log says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
The foxhunting toff says it The horrible moth says it The doomed homosexual With the persistent cough says Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire
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The Papist with his soul says it The rapist on a roll says it Jack says it, Jill says it As they roll down the hill Babe, I'm on fire Babe, I'm on fire